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Friday, May 17, 2013

Busted News - Too Broke to Fix.

Today's headline in The Chronicle's "Fuel Fix" section is, well, retarded good.  Or, retarded.

"Feds predict Texas will get hot, Texans will run ACs."

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR you're letting my damn a/c out...

What?  Don't believe me?  Czech this out!

How many tax dollars were spent to study Texas Summer Heat?  Hell, just ask one of the newest Texans that recently arrived for work.  Especially the rookie roughnecks in the Eagle Ford Shale - chat one up in August.  Dare ya.

There is your daily chuckle, ya'll.

Now, I'll start writing here again.